What good is it to bring up old dirty about people?
NO GOOD.
SO SHUT UP!
Sunday, May 22, 2011
Sunday, May 15, 2011
My awesome Pee story.
I think this is a wonderful story so I thought I would share it with you all. It occurred on mother days at some restaurants near Diefenbaker High school.
So in the mist of dinner I needed to use the washroom so I proceed to do so. Upon entering the washroom, I observed that there was 1 handicapped washroom stall, 1 urinal and 1 sink.
So The washroom was arranged in such a way, were the stall was to the immediate left of the urinal and the sink to the immediate right. Thankfully the owners of the restaurant put a wall so that the person washing there hands could not see the persons private.
But the problem was just that, with the urinal between the stall and the sink, it would leave very little space. I have broad shoulders and I was unable to fit between the gap of the stall and the sink wall.
This left me in a awkward predicament. I couldn't not use the stall as it was occupied and I really needed to go. So I did what any man of my intelligence would do, and no I did not pee in the sink.
I pointed my private up, and tried to get it in the urinal, but I did not have enough "power" so I did what anyone else would do, I flicked it upwards to get as much into the urinal as I could.
I wonder what the person in the stall was thinking....
So in the mist of dinner I needed to use the washroom so I proceed to do so. Upon entering the washroom, I observed that there was 1 handicapped washroom stall, 1 urinal and 1 sink.
So The washroom was arranged in such a way, were the stall was to the immediate left of the urinal and the sink to the immediate right. Thankfully the owners of the restaurant put a wall so that the person washing there hands could not see the persons private.
But the problem was just that, with the urinal between the stall and the sink, it would leave very little space. I have broad shoulders and I was unable to fit between the gap of the stall and the sink wall.
This left me in a awkward predicament. I couldn't not use the stall as it was occupied and I really needed to go. So I did what any man of my intelligence would do, and no I did not pee in the sink.
I pointed my private up, and tried to get it in the urinal, but I did not have enough "power" so I did what anyone else would do, I flicked it upwards to get as much into the urinal as I could.
I wonder what the person in the stall was thinking....
Friday, May 13, 2011
Sunday, May 01, 2011
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